Story Behind The Song
Average White Rapper tells how every kid dreams to leave ANY suburb and become an MTV rap star !
Song Description
Sampling the old skool with real scratchin, mixed with the nu skool .
| Song Length |
3:59 |
Genre |
Rap - General |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Subject |
Infinity, Power |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
"AVERAGE WHITE RAPPER"
Have you ever seen my video on MTV ?
They've spent a million bucks promoting me
Make me do a drive-by in a flashy benz
They think I'm gonna be the next Eminem
You're gonna be a star,you're gonna have a hit
Just put nu metal kids in the mosh pit
Jumping up and down yeah they scream my name
To a stolen sample from the House of Pain
Cuz I'm your average white rapper
Right from the suburbs I'm comin' at cha
Can't talk ghetto does it matter ?
Drop a booty bass to make it phatter
Cuz I'm average white rapper
Skinny lily ass that shakes past ya
Can't really dance does it matter ?
Cuz I'm your average white rapper
Never ever ventured to a trailer park
My mom never let me out after dark
Hone my skillz I listen to the Beastie Boys
The Public Enemy shoutin' "Bring the Noize"
Now I got me a producer that's fly and dope
I guess they're talking about what he smokes
Teenage dirtbag original gangsta
Be a bad boy and we'll pay you after
Cuz I'm your average white rapper
Right from the suburbs I'm coming at cha
Can't talk ghetto does it matter ?
Drop a booty bass to make it phatter
Cuz I'm average white rapper
Skinny lily ass that shakes past ya
Can't really dance does it matter ?
Cuz I'm your average white rapper
Turn on the radio what do you hear ?
I'm slotted between P!nk and Britney Spears
Sound is safe but I won't be
I'm sure Slim Shady is gonna cuss me
A couple of lawsuits and lets begin
I'll be having as much fun as him
With black Ferrari's and soft-porn chicks
Nike Air Max and teen movie scripts
Cuz I'm your average white rapper
Right from the suburbs I'm coming at cha
Can't talk ghetto does it matter ?
Drop a booty bass to make it phatter
Cuz I'm average white rapper
Skinny lily ass that shakes past ya
Can't really dance does it matter ?
Cuz I'm your average white rapper
© 2003 Average White Rapper