Plays:9
Song DescriptionAn ironic religious song, with a lot of comedy and mock-gospel.
Story Behind the SongA man goes to the toilet in the middle of the night, flushes, and the four horsemen of the apocalypse come up from the toilet.
Lyrics
Tuesday night toilet bowl, I made those yellows rock and roll
and up out of the waters came four horsemen of the apocalypse
I dropped my towel I ran like hell I had no time to scream or yell
and just before I made my room they cut me off and asked for scrambled eggs
I only wanted to sleep the whole night through
Never chose to be an evil man
I tried to scour out a simple night and true
Here I am and I'm an evil man
The first one was an ad creative with peroxide shirt and purple hair
He told me not to try for truth, just start the show and play the part with flair
The second was some lard in a chair with gravy stains on an old string vest
He said you'll always be an also ran, you might not finish and you'll never be the best
The third was as pissed as a fart he understood the human heart
It made me sick to listen there as bubbling viscous shit came from his lips
The fourth one was a filthy imp, dressed up as a shemale gimp
In a total body leather suit will holes for eyes and a useful buttock zip
Song Length
4:58
Genres
Rock - Religious, Folk - Alternative
Tempo / Feel
Medium Fast (131 - 150)
Lead Vocal
Male Vocal
Moods
Restless, In High Spirits
Subject Matter
Other
Similar Artists
Arcade Fire, Frank Zappa
Language
English
Era
2000 and later
Lyric Credits |
Ben Tucker |
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Music Credits |
Ben Tucker |
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Producer Credits |
Charborough Records |
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Performance Credits |
Albino |
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Label Credits |
Charborough Records |
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