Story Behind The Song
We all got high. This is what we wrote.
Song Description
People might not be ready for this song. It's too awesome.
Song Length |
3:29 |
Genre |
Rock - General |
Lyrics
20 ft. tall and 8 ft. wide
he?s got a solid gold cannon strapped to his side.
He?s got a headdress made from a lion?s hide
And a saber-tooth tiger was his ride
He?s got a samurai sword for a pocket knife
And a thousand different ways just to take your life
More important than all the fights he?s fought
Is the gift of Narnia that he brought
His name is BON: Bringer of Narnia.
He drinks a 6 gallon flask of gasoline
And when he drinks that fire water he?s the meanest you?ve seen.
Each night when the mighty storm subsides
He goes to bed with medusa, one of 42 wives
He pounds the beef in her belly till her body is sore
Then he does the same to 41 more
He smokes an ounce of ?nia before taking his ten
Then he gets up in the morning to do it all again
His name is BON: Bringer of Narnia.
He eats a poison mushroom just before work and like a Viking on a mission goes berserk he crushes kings and queens beneath the heel of his boot and