FRANK ZARUBA,  songwriter/Pub

FRANK ZARUBA, songwriter/Pub

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Country - General | TEMPLE, Texas, United States
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Song Description

NEW GPS DEVICE LEADS TO A LOT OF CONFUSION.

Lyrics

RECALCULATING (The GPS Song)...

Written: By Ken Ripkowski

I got me one of those GPS'S
So I wouldn't get lost,
No second guesses.
Its right on time
With great instructions
But, it totally missed all that road construction.

Recalculating
Spoken: (I can't make this turn)
Recalculating
Spoken: (My stomach's starting to churn)
She says turn right in a 100 feet,
In an accented voice she again repeats,
Recalculating... Recalculating

Confused and lost one stormy night
When that unit froze up
Searching satellites.
Asked some old slick
Why his help would cost.
He grinned and said buddy-boy, I ain't lost.

Recalculating
Spoken: (It let me down again)
Recalculating
Spoken: (I had to throw him a ten)
He said go south for about a mile.
The interstate would show in a little while
Recalculating .... Recalculating

Gonna jerk that gizmo off my dash,
Mosey down to Wal Mart
Get back my cash
It won't be missed
Once its up and gone.
My wife can always tell what I'm doing wrong

Recalculating
Spoken: (It said to turn back there)
Recalculating
Spoken: (My darling said turn right here)
Who needs that gadget plugged by my knee
Who needs another woman squawking at me
Recalculating ..... RECALCULATING

Spoken: By female voice "turn right...100 feet...recalculating. recalculating.

CONTACT: Frank Zaruba, MIDTEX MUSIC (BMI)
3105 Montana Dr., Temple, Tx 76502 Phone: 254-778-7537

Song Length
2:45
Genres
Blues - Country, Country - Alternative
Tempo / Feel
Medium Slow (91 - 110)
Lead Vocal
Male Vocal
Moods
Stressed, Annoyed

Subject Matter
Frustration, Anger

Similar Artists
RAY STEVENS, Alan Jackson
Language
English
Era
2000 and later

Lyric Credits KEN RIPKOWSKI
Music Credits KEN RIPKOWSKI
Producer Credits JIM SALES
Publisher Credits MIDTEX MUSIC
Performance Credits JIM SALES
Label Credits INDEPENDENT