Lyrics

REDNECK EXPRESS
Words and Music by Ervin R. Maynard
Copyright, 2000
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Well I like fast cars and Genesee brew
As for shots of Jack Daniels
I've done me a few
I got a hog outside, almost full dressed
Why don't you sit on my Redneck Express
Where I come from you know taxes suck
They're a drag
And the thing about being a redneck
Is that you ain't afraid to wave
The American flag
And if you want to get crazy
We should be drinking gin
And if you want to party
Let the girls in

You know I like my women
I don't cut 'em no slack
I like 'em staright up
I love 'em flat on their backs
I like 'em in blue jeans
I love'em in a dress
I like 'em when they sit on my Redneck Express
Where I come from gun laws suck
They're a drag
And the thing about being a redneck
Is that you ain't afraid to wave
The American flag
And if you want to get crazy
We should be drinking gin
And if you want to party
Let the girls in

Well I don't get cornered
I don't get uptight
I don't look for no trouble
But I been known to fight
I like to live in the country
Got my rural address
I smoke into the city
On my Redneck Express
Where I come form you know OPEC sucks
It's a drag
And the thing about being a redneck
Is that you ain't afraid to wave
The American flag
And if you want to get crazy
We should be drinking gin
And if you want to party
Let the girls in