Lyrics

Backyard Superstar

I'm a superstar
in my own back yard
I'm a race car champion
with my shopping cart
I'm a bedroom personality
Unbroadcastable TV celebrity

I don't buy the broadsheets daily
I won't find me in headlines
But I fill the frontpage every morning
In the tabloid of my own life

I'm a movie star in my beat up car
A multi millionaire with my credit card
I'm the president of my goldfish bowl
and she don't know that i'm her romeo

I don't need the recognition
The thoughts of those that can't produce
I'm at ease with my condition
So you can keep your point of view

I'm a spaceman, here in my loft again
A secret agent spy, I can't tell a lie
I'm the front man in my mirror band
In my own backyard I'm a flamin' superstar.