Lyrics

Bakin' on the Patio, lounging by the pool
Workin' up a mighty thirst, a need for something cool
Wonderin' what will hit the spot, "hey Billy help me please",
"Relax my friend and worry not, I've got just what ya need".

Whoooa, you won't have long to wait
Whoooa, to meet your alcoholic fate

Cuz the blender, whoa the blender
Yes, the blender's gonna' fire
Filled with ice it sure looks nice
Of this we never tire
Throw Tequila in, the blades will spin
Crank that baby higher!
What do ya think, it's time to drink
Cuz the Blendr's gonna fire!

Blend 'em up, Slam 'em down
Blen 'em up, slam 'em down.

Cocktail meltin' in my hand, brain freeze on my mind
Perfect combination, no better you can find
A little slice of heaven, sittin' in the yard
You can do the same at home it's really not that hard

Whoooa, the booze is flowin' like a river
Whoooa, a chance to exercise your liver

Cuz the blender, whoa the blender
Yes, the blender's gonna' fire
Filled with ice it sure looks nice
Of this we never tire
Throw Tequila in, the blades will spin
Crank that baby higher!
What do ya think, it's time to drink
Cuz the Blender's gonna' fire!

Whoooa, you start to salivate
Whoooa, to reach your alcoholic state

Cuz the blender, whoa the blender
Yes, the blender's gonna' fire
Filled with ice it sure looks nice
Of this we never tire
Throw Tequila in, the blades will spin
Crank that baby higher!
What do ya think, it's time to drink
Cuz the Blender's gonna' fire!