Pick Up Lines

Story Behind The Song

A story about pick up lines that guys have thrown out to women for generations

Song Length 3:55 Genre Blues - Country, Country - General
Tempo Medium (111 - 130) Lead Vocal Female Vocal
Mood Delightful Subject Comedy, Funny, Attracted, Crush
Similar Artists Bonnie Raitt, Diana Krall Language English
Era 2000 and later


Standing in line at the Kmart store
Credit card full, couldn't buy anymore
He whispered across the candy rack
Can I borrow a kiss I'll give it right back

Whoa Trigger is that the best you can do
I've heard every line from here to St. Lou
If you can't come up with something better than that
You might wanna stop and take a step back

Me and the girls having some drinks
From across the room he throws me a wink
He headed my way and I read him like a book
He said the more I drink
Girl, the better you look

Repeat chorus

Strolling through the park on a sunny day
Saw this guy coming my way
He walked by and turned with a grin
And said love at first sight?
Or should I walk by again

Repeat chorus

Pick up lines they're all the same
Resurrected from caveman's brain
Women take them with a grain of salt
Do they ever work?
I think not

I walked into church, bible in hand
The one place I shouldn't worry bout a man
Usher walked up from outta the blue
And said your hand looks heavy
Can I hold it for you

Repeat chorus

Down at Bristol at the NASCAR race
Earnhardt Jr. was setting the pace
Out of the bleachers didn't look too smart
He said not staring at your boobs
Staring at your heart

Repeat Chorus

Repeat Bridge

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Besides being sexy, what do you do for a livin'?
If your heart's a prison, I'm doing time
Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first
You're 65% water and I'm dying of thirst
I'm a thief here to steal your heart
You blew me away or did you just fart?

Lyrics Kevin Engert Music Kevin Engert
Producer Dustin Bannister Performance Holly Benton
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