Song Description
R-rated humor song inspired by a recent news event.
| Song Length |
3:04 |
Genre |
Folk - Contemporary, Unique - Avant garde |
| Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| |
Lyrics
It's not that she was blonde
'tho from her picture that seems true
and it's not that she was shaving
while driving her car too
It's where she used the razor
That makes this such a trip
So amazing, she was razing
Her female landing strip
There's lots of roads to trouble
There's lots of paths to ruin
There's many ways that you can pay
For crazy things you're doin'
But driving down the highway
In the state of semi-nude
While shaving your privates / pretty place / hoo-hah
Is asking to be screwed
This is strange enough already
But what is truly weird
Hour ex-husband rode shotgun
While you trim your love-nest beard
What makes it even better
If any one thing can
she was grooming the garden
For a date with another man
CHORUS
Rear-ending a big truck
Is no happy ever after
At least no one was killed
'Cept those who died from laughter
Now I am not saying
I'd like to get to know her
But the part the news report left out is
Was she blonde all over
CHORUS