Dick Turner

Dick Turner

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Pop - Alternative | Paris, France
Total Song Plays: 173   
Member Since: 2005
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How To Cook A Man

First take disillusion
Measure out three cups
Then add in a broken heart
And stir the mixture up

A pound of dissappointment
And sorrow from a can
Bake it now in loneliness
That's how to cook a man

Sometimes life's appetizing
And there's no bitter taste
But just you wait a little while
'Till the tears run down your face

'Cause when your dreams are busted
And everyday just hurts
It'll make you wish you skipped the dish
And gone straight to dessert

Refrain :
The flavors that you enjoyed now give a belly ache
You'll look down at the table, staring at your plate
You'll wonder if you bit off more that you can chew
But since you are a man, you'll do what you you have to

Yes things can turn all sour
That once were oh so sweet
Where's the honey in this world
That you tasted seems just last week?

You'll ask just who the cook was
First put the batter in the pan
Who it was concocted
How to cook a man?

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Country - Traditional