Lyrics

Billy Jones

When Billy left me I threw a fit
It seemed I cried for days
But now I'm finally over it
'Cause you put me in a daze

I saw you in a magazine
I think it was page two
My heart went thump, thump, thump, thump
And so I say to you

Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt
We're perfect when you think of it
A beach, palm trees
In the tropics with he birds and bees

You'll of course
Get a divorce
You' d do that for me
But act fast, 'causr right here
I see a cute guy on page three

Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise
You really seem intense
We could read some L. Ron Hubbard
In the back of our limo Mercedes Benz

Billy'd see you and me
And his jaw would hit the floor
So call me up, 'cause if you don't
Look who's on page four

Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
You're such a childlike man
We coud go on long bike rides
And build castles in the sand

It'd be fun to that stuff
But I know that it'd get old
Because my heart belongs to one
And his name is Billy Jones

So come on back
Billy Jones
My life seems empty now
When you're here life seems full
Won't you please, please come around

It was absurd to even think
That Johnny, Tom or Brad
Could replace your handsome face
I just miss you, I was mad
Billy Jones... come on back