Lyrics

I am vaguely bitter
I'm unusually sane
This place is like a lion's den
I've got turbans on and a pumpkin grin
Like the pattern on the dentist's wall
When he drills into the parts

CHORUS
Wake me up in the moonshine
Feed me olives from the jar
I'm not drunk yet
But we're still in the car
That's going nowhere

I am jello molding
I'm waifer think
I've got a troubador for a lover
He's a little on the quiet side
Kind of funny for his work
I am vaguely bitter
I'm not more of a jerk

CHORUS

Juggling jugulars and I wash the bile down
Give me apricots and dry red wine
And I'll see you in the ground

This is a place I never meant to go
Turning out these stupid words
Brush my teeth, take out the trash
This is all my life's about
'Cause I am vaguly bitter
I'm unusually sane