Lyrics

HAIR (IN UNWANTED PLACES)
By Brian Pincus

VERSE 1:
I?VE GOT SOME HAIR UPON MY BACK
IT?S JUST A LITTLE, BUT IT IS A FACT
NOW, I?M A GUY, AND YOU?RE A GIRL
THAT?S WHY YOU?D HAVE TO GET YOUR WAXED

YOU?VE GOT TO KEEP THOSE ARMPITS TRIM
FOR ME THAT?S JUST THE WAY IT?S ALWAYS BEEN
I TRY TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND
BUT, BABE, YOU GOT ME IN A BIND

CHORUS:
WITH HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES
HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES

VERSE 2:
DON?T WANT TO SEE YOUR HAIRY LEGS
PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTS, I?M BEGGIN? YOU
I?LL DO ANYTHING TO GET THROUGH
JUST TELL ME WHERE, I?LL SHAVE THERE, TOO

LET?S KEEP THAT RAZOR IN THE SHOWER
EVEN IF IT TAKES AN EXTRA HOUR
DON?T WANT AN ISSUE ON MY HANDS
AND WE BOTH KNOW WE?RE NOT IN FRANCE

CHORUS
WITH HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES
HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES

BRIDGE:
THERE?S HAIR, HAIR, HAIR
EVERYWHERE THERE?S HAIR
I WISH I DIDN?T CARE
ABOUT HAIR?BUT I DO

INSTRUMENTAL SOLO

VERSE 3:
I KNOW THAT IN A COUPLE YEARS
I?M GONNA FACE ONE OF MY DARKEST FEARS
I?LL BE JUST LIKE MOST OF MY PEERS
AND HAVE TO SHEAR MY NOSE AND EARS

CHORUS
?CAUSE OF HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES
I?LL HAVE HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES
HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES