My Cat's An Asshole

Song Length 3:44 Genre Blues - General, Blues - Rock
Tempo Medium (111 - 130) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Subject Cats, Kittens, Comedy, Funny Similar Artists Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker
Language English Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

My cat's an asshole
He sheds and shits
Jumps on my head
No balls to lick
Always wants out
Then right back in
Talk to him right
Or he'll scratch up your skin

CHORUS:
He's an asshole
Asshole sublime
My cat's an asshole
But... so am I.

My cat's an asshole
Shmarmy and smug
Piss him off
He'll piss on your rug
High strung
Low class
No balls
Big ass

CHORUS

I say "A"
"S"
"S"
"Hole", meow.
Meow meow
Meow meow
Meow meow
Meow meow

CHORUS

(C)2020 Barefoot Bob Cook, UnHerd-of Music

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Producer Barefoot Bob Cook, UnHerd-of Music Publisher Barefoot Bob Cook, UnHerd-of Music
Performance Barefoot Bob Cook, UnHerd-of Music Label Barefoot Bob Cook, UnHerd-of Music

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