Song Description

sing/scream along song about a spider who loves flyswatter soup

Lyrics

Flyswatter Soup


Sluffy the spider wants a midnight treat
So he walks his web with his eight little feet (girl-spiders don't have feet!)
Anyway, he finds a pyle of some gobbledeegoop
Someone made some flyswatter soup!
Cuz it's got bugs in it!! it's got bugs in it!!

So he spins himself a bowl and a spoon
after spinning his trap by the light of the moon
He takes a slurp of that gobbledeegoop
Eats up all that flyswatter soup
Cuz it's got bugs in it!! it's got bugs in it!!

Flyswatter soup is brown and it's green
a little too gross/blech for a human being
but Sluffy the spider thinks it's all right
Eats that flyswatter soup most every night
Cuz it's got bugs in it!! it's got bugzzzzzzzzzzz !!

Flyswatter soup is so nutritious
Flyswatter soup is just delicious (boy-I'm gonna hurl!)
He'd like some desert but what could he make
How's about some flyswatter cake!
Put some bugs in it!! it's got bugs in it!!

Sluffy don't mind having bugs in his teeth
As he hangs below the branch of a tree
with a full belly it's time to rest
man that flyswatter soup really is the best!! What's it got?
it's got bugs in it!! it's got bugs!!

Now Sluffy the spider is going berzerk
cause all of a sudden his spinners don't work
if he can't spin a web then he won't catch food
and he'll have nothing to put in his soup?
so he sneaks his way into a little red house
slips by the cat who's trying to catch a mouse
in the closet downstairs he finds a flyswatter
and someone didn't clean it as good as they oughta!
It's got bugs in it!! it's got bugs in it!!
it's got bugs in it!! it's got red bugs, bed bugs, purple bugs, lady bugs, scoobalooba bugs!!

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