Dangerous things can happen when this pale, furry, skinny white boy breaks out his 10” white afro. Women grow faint, children run in terror, and grown men have been known to cry. But have no fear. Captain WAM arrives with only the best of intentions, and your momma’s sure to let you listen. Sarcastic, irreverent, and hilarious, his music kicks butt without having to be violent or explicit. No one is getting beaten, shot, stabbed, jumped, intimidated, degraded, slapped, or sold, and the only pants some one is trying to get into are their own. So get over your lessor hair envy and crank it up. It's still guaranteed to annoy your elders, it's just that now they can’t make you to stop listening to it.