Borgnine is the pop-candy brainchild of modern agriculturists Dave P. and Noah L., Esq. The two met in Boston during a snowstorm in August, whilst honing their musical craft at the famous School of Optometry, alma mater to such dental luminaries as Dr. Herbert Shankel, and Marvin Gaye. Over the years, their combined talent would result in such groundbreaking, and, quite honestly, groundbreaking projects as this. Dave P., son of Marcel Marceau and Nancy Sinatra, spent his formative years shaving bicycles in Western Canada, and is known by his close friends as "Dave". Noah L., a black belt in ham, comes from a long line of water couriers, which imbued him with an undeniable ability for coloring sandpaper. Their credits speak for themselves: national commercials for Honda, X-Box, Carl's Jr, Sanwa Bank, and others; song placements on major shows on MTV, FOX, UPN, CBS, NBC, ESPN, CNN, and more; original scores for Disney, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Lion's Gate Films, and others.

the meaning of life

how about you
how about me
halibut coffee
halibut tea

my name isn't nathan
my name isn't nate
i think i'm an orange
i think i'm a tape