My Attorney's a Crook

Song Description

The devil wears a dress and has a law degree...

Song Length 3:05 Genre Blues - Gospel, Rock - Alternative

Lyrics

My Attorney's a Crook
It wasn't unexpected and a loved one died
I'd heard about probate, thought I'd need a guide
At the first meeting, which she said was free
I sensed I'd met Satan, with a law degree

My attorney's a crook
This numbered beast is listed in the phone book...under EVIL

At the second meeting, she laid it on the line
She said "What was your Mamas', will soon be mine"
She thinks she's a bargain, one sixty five an hour
She's really like cancer, holding all the power

First the filing fee, that begins your misery
In your hour of need, the shark begins to feed

Everything is gone now, including all the cash
I realize that dying, ain't for the working class
We hate the taxman and the government too
But we're all fools to the lawyers gonna crucify you

My attorney's a crook, this numbered beast is listed in the phone book under EVIL oh my attorney's a crook little lady lawyer sports the 666 look.

The world would be a better place without....Lawyers!

© 2011 by Kevin W. Maness

Lyrics Kevin W. Maness Music Kevin W. Maness
Producer Kevin W. Maness Performance Kevin W. Maness

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