Song Description
She left me for a master of the universe
| Song Length |
2:44 |
Genre |
Country - General, Country - Americana |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Relaxed, Gracious |
Subject |
Silliness, Fun |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
STOCKS AND BLONDES
WORDS AND MUSIC ALLAN CORBY © 2021
Stocks and Blondes
Stocks and Blondes
Stocks and Blondes go together like
007 and James Bond
I had a woman
She left me once
Didn't like my trailer ambience
Yes, that woman
She left me cursed
Left me for a Master of the Universe
CHORUS
Ain't got no money
No mutual funds
I got a car
But it don't hardly run
I can't afford no fancy vaca
No private jet to whisk her away
INSTRUMENTAL
I tried to do everything that I could
But she sold me short and that ain't no good
I admit I had Insider information
But I didn't have the cash for her augmentation
CHORUS