Biff Scarborough

51

A guy pleads with the doctor to give him some medicine to help fight off the broken-hearted lonliness after his girl is gone

My girl left me and the song is about how I felf when she did

Doctor Doctor
I'm 'bout to go insane
my poor heart is aching and
my eyes are filled with rain
since she left my life is going down the drain
I need extra medication
to help me fight this worriation
can't maintain my concentration
I need something for the pain

Last night I thought about her/him as I walked the floor
I tried to find relief inside my medicine drawer
wine wont help me whiskey makes it worse
I'm going into conniptions
where I can't tell fact from fiction
I think I need a new prescription
for some extra medication
to help me fight this worriation
can't maintain my concentration
I need something for the pain

(Bridge)
The end of our relation ship
was the start of my frustration with
the girl/man I love the most is
driving me to psychosis

I'm tryin' to be strong but I can't
Since my baby left me
I think I need a heart transplant
my life is broken
I'm cracking up from the strain
I try not to let her worry me
but if I don't get some therapy
you just might have to bury me
'cause I'm going into conniptions
where I can't tell fact from fiction
I think I need a new prescription
for some extra medication
to help me fight this worriation
can't maintain my concentration
I need something for the pain

repeat bridge and last verse

Doc
Doctor Doctor
Make me up a batch of that medicine
fast as you can
Doc
Doctor Doctor
make me up a batch of that medicine
fast as you can-+

17

Semi-fast rock song

The heart I have tomorrow will be different from the one I have today because today's heart has been broken

Heart of tomorrow
That I didn't have yesterday
Heart of tomorrow
I didn't think I'd ever
have to pay
Crazy doctors
in my way
Heart of tomorrow
I didn't think I'd ever
have to pay

17

This person broke my heart so coldly that she should be nominated to the Hall of Fame

Poor workin'an can't control a woman this fine. She chews guys like me up and spits us out like a grape seed

I give you money
give you all my cash
You treat me like a balled-up
piece of trash
the way you do me
is a cryin' shame
I'm going to submit your nomination
to the Heartbreaker's Hall of Fame

You know I love you
don't I treat you good
How come you can't stay home l
ike you know you should
You got music in your eyes
but ice-water in your veins
I going to submit your nomination
to the Heartbreaker's Hall of Fame

You look so sexy
You look so fine
Why did you have to steal a
poor heart like mine
Just to add to your collection
like it's all a game
I hope you make some new connections
at the Heartbreaker's Hall of Fame

13

Too much woman !

Your beauty is so stunning
You make my heart beat double
and looking at your sexy walk
reduces me to rubble
Just thinking of your body
turns my brain into a bubble
I cant take it baby
I can't take it

19

Heartbraeak left to fester.

I don't want to take no more
lingering showers
waitin' for your bird to fly
I can't give you diamonds
chocolates and flowers
But I'm all alone
Soon been gone
I'm by the phone
just waitin to hear from you

I don't want to cash no more
wooden nickles
waitin' for your
fish to fry
If you don't want ride my
motorcycle
you're all alone
without a phone
since you been gone
I'm waitin to hear from you

(Bridge)
I don't want to take no cold lingering showers
just to kill the flames of a heart in pain
I don't want to take no more cold lingering showers
like you don't know my name
I'm goin' insane
You're doin the same
Waitin to hear from you

21

Happy song about a happy place

Out in California
three thousand miles away
in a cozy little spot
Sittin' by the sea
where the movie stars come to play
People may think we're crazy
'cause we lay in the sun all day
but it's always sunny
everything's so funny

On the Santa Monica Bay
On the Santa Monica Bay
On a Santa Monica day

23

Short intro version of the complete Santa Monica Bay song.

Out in California
Three thousand miles away
In a cozy little spot
sittin'
by the sea
where the movie stars come to play
People may say we're crazy
cause we lie in the sun all day
but it's always sunny
everything's so funny
On the Santa Monica Bay

39

Poor little rich man.

I got two Cadillacs a Lexus and a Mercedes Benz
You might as well say
I got more cars than I got friends
Spread the news
Sometimed the winner
is the on who has to lose
I had so much money I didn't know what to do
I go the six-figure Blues

I wanted more excitement
that's how I got into this mess
Now I'm facing an indictment
by the I.R.S.
I need to go on a cruise
find some new substance to abuse
my feet are aching in these three hundred and sixty five dollar shoes
I got the six figure blues

(Bridge)
My wife spends all her time at the Country club and the spa
There's a rumor going round she bought the tennis pro
a brand new car
I confronted her about this dude she's been seein'
She said shut up sucker
or you'll be in chapter 13

My in-ground swimming pool
is filling up with leaves
my million dollar mansion
is just another hangout for thieves
too many work crews
for my fine ole lady to amuse
They're tracking through my house
with them dirty construction shoes
I got the six figure blues

(Bridge)
I went to see my lawyer
to try to avoid a trial
he said "You need to see a psciatrist. I think you're in denial"
I went to see my doctor
for some medicinal relief
That's when I found out
he was nothing but a cold-blooded thief

I e-mailed my old girlfriend
just to say I love you
She sent me back an ainstant message
"balance overdue"
I feel abused
I think I'm about to blow a fuse
I'm so tired of being everybody's
ATM to use
I got the six figure blues

My future seems so bleak to me
what happened to my power?
My children hardly speak to me unless I pay them by the hour
I'm confused
What more do I have to prove?
their irreverent behavior
simply cannot be excused
I got the six figure blues

49

Is it safe not to be taking chances?

Lately I tyhink
The liquor I drink
Seemsd to lead me to close
to temptation
and what's the Point
in rolling a joint if I lose my whole orientation
I'mm too cool
Too cool

Please don't be offended
no insult is intended
I'm sure you're I placed executime
I dopn't mind being rejected
it's just that I don't , want to getr infected
just in case
you aint HIV negative
I'mm too cool
Too cool