Song Description
A humorous monologue by a man describing why he's a great catch.
| Song Length |
3:33 |
Genre |
Blues - General |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Welcoming, Amiable |
Subject |
General, General |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Well, it ain't fair,
And it ain't right
You've been lookin' 'round
And I'm in plain sight
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Don't you wait too long
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Get me before I'm gone
Well I'm not too fat
And I'm not too thin
And I'm very convenient
I just plug right in
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Don't you wait too long
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Get me before I'm gone
I don't drink
And I don't shout
I bring money in
And take the garbage out
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Don't you wait too long
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Get me before I'm gone
Your mama won't bug me
When she comes around
And I leave the seat
In the bathroom down
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Don't you wait too long
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Get me before I'm gone
My head and hips
Are built for fun
And I know just how
To make your motor run
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Don't you wait too long
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Get me before I'm gone