We have been described as "super-geniuses", "mega-Gods" and "better-peeps" by pretty much every living being on planet Earth. These "livers" as we call them, usually bow down and grovel as we approach, groaning, from the shadowy distance. We can't walk, talk, dance, sing, or rap very well, but we don't need to. We've got presence. No actual life force, but presence nonetheless. We died - now love us, f*ck-pigs. Over and won.