Jose Martin

Jose Martin

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Rock - General | Fort Lauderdale, Florida, United States
Total Song Plays: 75   
Member Since: 2006
   Last Login: over 30 days ago

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Jose was born 42,118 years ago, the son of a manic depressive caveman and a primeval witch. Through careful study, meditation, and self-discipline, he learned the fine arts of teleportation, transmogrification, and wizardy. He also makes balloon animals.

Some claim one of his incarnations was solely responsible for the fall of Rome, but he would never take credit, given that he was simply asking directions to the men's room. In another manifestation, Jose accidentally tripped up Ghengis Khan's horse as it rode into pillage a Mongolian town. Khan never quite recovered and was later seen at a local psychotherapist's office wondering why his father never hugged him.

In his current incarnation, Jose has wrapped himself inside a cocoon, hoping to emerge a beautiful butterfly that will save mankind from itself, but he will more likely come out a moth in need of anti-depressants. Meanwhile, his wife Sharon, and two kids, Ariel and Jacob, hope he'll be out in time for dinner...