4 guys w/nothing lucrative to do
jack to my friends is ben cortese (drums), mark fern (vocals, gtrs), kurt lorence (bass) and dan osborne(gtrs). all of us have known each other for the better part of 20 years and have played in each others' bands in and around Pittsburgh at least twice before - big idea, deadly by desire, like whoa, one hit wonder, the sponges, squid ... all combined two or more jtmf guys at some point in their history. everyone has a job and better than 70% of their original hair/teeth (average across the band).
along with the help of several renowned MIT research geneologists, a leading anthropologist, and the guy that does dan's hair, we painstakingly assembled a timeline that quite accurately depicts the scope, breadth and absurdity of this band's heritage. visit www.jacktomyfriends.com to see.