Hattie Jacques Pretentious Cheese Band play actual music, unlike all other bands/orchestras/beat combos. Just listen to these comments about the eponymous album, "Ibiza-on-the-wolds" :

NME - "Hattie have brought the East Yorkshire wolds to the attention of the world, and thank Christ they did."

Q - "All other music is now pointless, I am left shaken, clutching my mojo tightly for dear life."

The Sun - "lovely jugs"

Here's what Eminimimemimemim thinks : "Wow these guys kick my whinging little ass right off the planet. They have brought the bleak emptiness of the East Yorkshire Wolds into my trailer."

Anyway don't just listen to these fools, try some Hattie today and you'll never play another album.