Lyrics

Be Fruitful And Multiply
© 2007 Will Stanley

Since the day you hired me, I knew we'd clash eventually
And that day has come
You spouted out your complaints, and listed all the kinds of pain
My actions had brought on
When I was truthful, it disrupted your deceit
My honesty made it hard for you to cheat
When you were done, all I could think of was a two word critique
You acted like you couldn't hear
You cupped your hand around your ear
So let me repeat my statement, and make things clear.

Be fruitful and multiply, like the bees and the birds
You can do it if you try, go on and give it a whirl
You know, I'm not the kind of guy, who likes to mince words, so what you heard
Was be fruitful and multiply. I just used other words.

At first I didn't have a clue, by watching I learned the rules
You do business by
You think employees are a burden, and when they're really hurtin'
It's easier to keep them in line
For you, quality doesn't even make the list
Valid complaints are automatically dismissed
In the end, this one short sentence helped me to quit
I uttered it and walked away
Then you commanded me to stay
At the risk of being redundant, just let me say.

Be fruitful and multiply, like the bees and the birds
You can do it if you try. Go on and give it a whirl
You see, I'm not the kind of guy, who likes to mince words, so what you heard
Was be fruitful and multiply. I just used other words.

I don't make it a habit to use words that aren't polite
My momma taught me it ain't right
But I'll make an exception for a conniving cheating rat
Just like the one I'm looking at.

Be fruitful and multiply, like the bees and the birds
You can do it if you try. Go on and give it a whirl.
You see, I'm not the kind of guy, who likes to mince words, so what you heard
Was be fruitful and multiply. I just used other words.
I said be fruitful and multiply. I just used different words.
I mean be fruitful and multiply. I just used smaller words.