Lyrics

Oh, the noble Duke of York, he had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And marched them down again.
And when they're up, they're up.
And when they're down, they're down.
And when they're only halfway up,
They're neither up nor down.

Oh, the noble Duke of York, he had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And marched them down again.
He marched them to the left.
He marched them to the right.
He even marched them upside down
Oh, what a silly sight.