Song Description
He's a real bad cowboy and proud of it!
| Song Length |
2:51 |
Genre |
Country - Cowboy |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
In High Spirits |
Subject |
Cowboy |
| Language |
English |
| |
Lyrics
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I'm a dirty squint-eyed cowpoke
I'm as mean as a snake
If I'm ever nice to you
It'll be a mistake
Roy Rogers and Gene Autry
Give cowboys a bad name
Who ever saw such fancy dudes
A-riding on the range?
Ma name is Jake McCluskey
An' I come form here and there
Ma father was a buffalo
Ma mother was a bear
No one dare ever fight me
Cause they all is too damned scared
An' Boot Hill's overflowin'
With the only ones who dared!
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I swear and chew tobacco
Drink whiskey by the quart
Rob the banks an' railroads
Ain't never yet bin caught
I'm the best liar in the Union
An' I cheat at cards as well
But if anyone says I does
I'll blow 'em clear to Hell
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I hate horses dogs and cattle
And kids is just as bad
And as for goddamn women
Why they justs drive ya mad
Preachers is a nuisance
I punch 'em just for fun
That is, excepting Sundays
When I shoot them with ma gun!
CHORUS