Lyrics

The Final Brush off (The Toothpaste Song)


You left the cap off the toothpaste one too many times
Now I must tell you goodbye
You didn?t? squeeze from the bottom like I told you to do
You leave me no choice now we?re through

I?d have forgiven you if you cheated and had an affair
Or joined with the Krishna?s and cut off your hair
But, this time you?ve really done it this was the last straw
I still can?t believe what I saw

Well, I?d have understood if you blasphemed the name of my Lord
Or drank all my whiskey and smashed up my Ford
But, now you?ve taken Aim at the Crest of my world
So, we can?t get Close Up no more

One too many times, one too many times
You crossed me one too many times
Now our love is through and it?s all because of you
And meanwhile the toothpaste?s gone dry