Lyrics

She comes in all whisper thin
She?s gonna win boy
You?re no match for her pretty patch of love

She?s so fine you?ve lost your mind
She?s gonna win this time
So give it up

Why even try?
You?re just a stupid guy
Best to lie back down and close your eyes

She?s gonna ball you
Draw you and quarter you
Make a nice meal of you

Give her time
She will declaw you
Lay down the law for you but
She?s your last best hope for love tonight

Cold, unzipped now you?re so whipped
She?s got your cigarettes
Down there where it?s good and wet

You?re her man she?s drawing up plans
She?s hired the string quartet
She?s shopping for a bassinet

Why even try?
Your such a stupid guy
You might as well just kiss your life goodbye

She?s gonna ball you
Draw you and quarter you
Make a nice meal of you

Give her time
She will declaw you
Lay down the law for you but
She?s your last best hope for love tonight