Lyrics

LIFE IS SO CONFUSING


I was takin? a bath in the bed last night,
somethin? about it didn?t seem right.
So I took off my shoes and I got dressed,
lay down in the bathtub and took a rest.

When I woke up I was soakin? wet.
Dried myself off with my dog Fred.
He got so mad I got scared of him.
So I sent him home to his aquarium.

Life is so confusing,
doesn?t matter what I?m doing.
And I can?t remember what I forget
and I don?t know what?s gonna happen next.
No, I don?t know what?s gonna happen next.

Went into the closet, I had to eat.
Made bacon and eggs on top the TV.
Fed it to Fred with coffee and pie.
I was still hungry, I don?t know why.

Went into the attic to wash my clothes,
put ?em in the oven, but they froze.
Went outside to play in the snow
but it was July and it was way too cold.

Chorus.

Came back inside picked up the phone,
called myself up but I was not at home.
I went down to the basement, it was upstairs,
sat on the floor in my favorite chair.

Sun was comin up, it was getting? late.
I was so tired that I was wide awake.
So I combed my teeth, got ready for bed,
lay down in the bathtub and took a rest.

Chorus.