Song Description

tounge in cheek, new country style dumb guy, smart girl

Lyrics

I got a brand new car fresh off the boat from Germany
you see it?s really too bad you decided that you were growin? sick of me
it?s a brand new day for a brand new start
and I got a brand new hole in my heart
it?s really a shame you don?t love me anymore ?

I got a big, fat raise and lately I?ve been riding on a lucky streak
fate is on my side and all the ladies in the house are all over me
I?m running away with a brand new crown
but somehow I?ve developed this brand new frown
it?s really a shame you don?t love me any more

I got a Rolex watch and it goes *bling-bling*
it?s a good thing, girl I never bought you that ring
now I?m always on time, but it?s really too late
it sure is a shame you left me this way

I got a house on a hill and a pool and a view that would thrill you
too bad for you you?ll never get use my new Jacuzzi
there?s only one thing missing from the picture now
I guess I?m just too dumb to figure it out
it?s really a shame you don?t love me anymore

( ?hey, hey ? where?re you going? I wasn?t finished talking about myself ?)

baby, I?m telling you
I really got it going on these days
lately, I?ve hit my groove
now I only have myself to blame

I got a Rolex watch and it goes *bling-bling*
it?s a good thing, girl I never bought you that ring
now I?m always on time, but it?s really too late
it sure is a shame you left me this way

I got a penthouse suite reserved for next New Year?s Eve ( uh-huh )
we?re gonna raise the roof: maybe you can make it, if you?re not busy
there?s only one thing missing from the picture now
I guess I?m still too dumb to figure it out
It?s really a shame you don?t love me anymore
it?s really a shame you don?t love me anymore