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Well, it was Valentines Day
So we decided for a treat
That night he and I
We?d go out to eat
Oh, Café Paradiso
It was ages since we?d been
A favourite haunt of ours
Before ?the lean scene??.

Anyway, the meal was gourmet
Mmm ?magnifique? the wine
But to your dismay
I started to whine
I just asked a simple question!
You said ?wrong time?
How come it?s never his fault or your fault
It?s always mine?!??.

Ah, the best thing I can do
Is to zip up my lips
Keep my thoughts to myself
Let not a single one slip
So from now on special occasions
When we go out to dine
I?ll just eat, no questions
I?ll just eat, no questions

?Coz I?ll be no sycophant
No bootlicker
Hey, now hon?
Who?s the winner?!

copyright Anne Marie Ryan 2005