Story Behind The Song

My young sons...

Song Description

A funny bathroom song.

Lyrics

A Terrible Smell
©, Willie McCulloch, 2005

There?s a terrible smell in the bathroom
Like somethin` up and died?
Oor a half eaten body
Washed up on the morning tide?
There?s a terrible smell in the bathroom
Yes, it came from somebody?s arse?
O` Lord the devil lives in thee

I saw a horrible sight in the bathroom
When I went in fer a pee?
A big brown jobbie, was starin` up at me
I turned away and flushed it?
But it wouldnae go away?
O Lord the devil lives in thee

Everyone has their own kind of smell
On the land oor out at sea?
But it's sometimes hard to tell
Who the guilty person might be?

There?s an awful smell in the bathroom
But no one will confess?
But they had to be in agony
Or serious distress?
For the length of this commitment
The time went slowly bye?
An` must have braught a tear
To the perpetrators eye?