And why should you listen to Londa Rhonda Cricket?
* They don’t play for free beer and chicks.
*They sound just like everybody else except that they don't have a punk ethic to get in the way of complicated song structures, concept albums and extended guitar solos.
* They don’t rip off Sabbath ALL of the time.
* They are ugly, ergo, bar sales increase, as overwhelmed patrons must "drink them pretty."
* Their ultimate touring experience would be to share a bill with Dokken, Twisted Sister, Slayer and Paw.
* They still play Ace of Spades by Motorhead as an encore, despite their college educations.
* They only rip off Sabbath MOST of the time.
* Their name, originally gang graffiti on the wall of their inner city rehearsal space, was once billed by Sudsy Mallone's as "Linda Rondstat's Cock." (Honest.)
* But most importantly, they don't play Rock and Roll to get free beer and chicks. They just play to avoid day jobs.