2 lb. slab of the Pixies
2 Cups Queens of the Stone Age
1 Cup Nirvana
2 TBS. Weezer
Salt & Pepper to tase
"all the hot sauce you can give me"

Grill the Pixies until golden brown saving the extracts of melody and power to make your sauce. Simmer 2 cups QOTSA in "all the hot sauce you can give me" for about 3-5 minutes, add Nirvana. Add extracts and reduce to a rockin' demi-glaze adding salt & pepper to taste. Garnish with sprigs of Weezer.
Now I'm not going to tell you this is the best recipe in the world and that nothing else tastes like it at all, but when prepared correctly with the right amount of Passion, Energy and Melody, ick is sure to be a hit at any dinner party. A 1990 Melvins compliments this meal perfectly. Enjoy.