Lyrics

I bought a plane and I thought I could fly
But I got stuck on the runway
I bought a car and I thought I could drive
But I got stuck in the driveway

I bought a blimp and I thought I could glide
But I just fell in a hole
I bought a train and I thought I could ride
But I ainâ??t got no coal

And I fall to my knees
And I see how I bleed
But I know that I need
To get back on my feet

Laughing at myself and it helps me get through
Laughing at myself and Iâ??m gonna need to

I bought a bike without training wheels
But I just fell on my ass
I bought a skateboard, I still ainâ??t healed
I think Iâ??ll just go to class

I bought a boat and I thought I could float
But I just sank in the sea
I bought skis and I thought I could ski
But all I did was freeze

And I fall to my knees
And I see how I bleed
But I know that I need
To get back on my feet

Laughing at myself and it helps me get through
Laughing at myself and Iâ??m gonna need to

And all I see is an obstacle
And all I need is a miracle
And I just get so hysterical
Laughing at myself
Laughing at myself
Laughing at myself