Story Behind The Song
An adult take on the, "Elf on th' Shelf," spy to watch for misbehavior!
| Song Length |
4:11 |
Genre |
Pop - Rock |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Subject |
Dysfunctional Relations |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Elf on th' Shelf
(Intro)
I. He kissed me on Christmas underneath th' mistletoe.
He held me and told me, he's never gonna let me go.
He said that he loves me. Then he gave me a ring.
But, is he committed to me and only me?
(Chorus)
Hey, Elf on th' shelf, what do you see?
He's kissin' on a girl and it ain't me.
Lost count of all th' ladies he brought home.
Each and every one, he strung along. (T) He strung along.
Elf on th' shelf, my new best friend.
Elf on th' shelf, where th' party ends.
Elf on th' shelf, sees your sin.
Elf on th' shelf, busted again. (T)
II. I posted th' photos. Made sure to blur th' face.
Of those unsuspecting girls who'd a been disgraced.
It's all up to him now. What's he gonna do?
So, will he come clean or continue treatin' us cruel?
(Chorus)
III. We all got together, carolin' at his house.
We sure hope who's with him, found out he's a louse.
We sang all our favorites, 'til his lights went out.
And all of us Vixens left Blitzen with no doubt!
(Chorus)
(Tag) Elf on th' shelf, busted again. (T) Yo' busted!