Story Behind The Song
Looking for a funny Xmas song for placement in a movie or TV program.
Song Description
Some of the things that go bad around the holidays. While everyone is cheerful, there's always someone who's worse off than you, and having things go wrong around the holidays.
| Song Length |
2:33 |
Genre |
Unique - Holiday, Pop - General |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Diplomatic, Depressing |
Subject |
Holidays , Failure |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Merry Fxmas (Clean Version)*
Lyrics: George Simonovich, Music: George Simonovich, Harry Kopy
We had a really big year, the best the company?s had
We?ve made a lot of money, almost everybody?s glad
But we?ll have to have a lay off, it?ll only affect a few
Merry F---in? Christmas to you
I went to a Christmas party, to lift my spirits up
I had a couple of cocktails, but a couple was enough
Then I drove into a roadblock, and the cop had a job to do
He said, Merry F---in? Christmas to you
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you
You lost your job and then you went
And lost your license too
The bills are mounting up
Man you?re really screwed
Merry F---in? Christmas to you
We were fighting about money, and how to raise the kids
She never found a positive thing, in anything I did
This year my Christmas present, is the divorce I?m going through
Merry F---in? Christmas to you
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you
You lost your job, you lost your wife
You lost your license too
The bills are mounting up
Man you?re really screwed
Merry F---in? Christmas to you
(repeat)
Merry F---in? Christmas to you
I still can remember, 25th of December
Was a Christmas I really got screwed
© Simonopy 2003
*note...several different versions instead of "f" word...sound effect...merry "stinking" etc...tailored to suit ones needs.