The Gomers

The Gomers

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Rock - Alternative | Madison, Wisconsin, United States
Total Song Plays: 447   
Member Since: 2005
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Mornings. Nature's Viagra. The words spell it out well.

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Lyrics

MORNING MISSILE by Biff Blumfumgagnge, ©1990 Beeftone Music BMI


What's that peeking out from under the band of my BVD's
Why it's my morning missile - I think that's plain to see
He's peeking up he's poking out - oh honey if you're able
Scootch up close to me and grip my transatlantic cable

CH: MORNING, MORNING MISSILE
I BET THAT YOU COULD WORK IT WHILE YOU WHISTLE
DON'T YOU WORRY IT'S NO GLAND HE'S JUST A PURPLE ARMY MAN
C'MERE HONEY AND MOOCH MY MORNING MISSILE

Something happens to me when it's early in the morning
A rising growing feeling - wakes me with no warning
With a little help from you I could get off the launch pad
So c'mon hon - gargle some goo from my gleaming gonad

Mornin mornin missile - c'mon & gum it like a piece of gristle
Grind me into HAMBURGER - with your FUNKY FURBURGER
AND CLIMB ABOARD MY SHOOTING MORNING MISSILE

Early in the AM - let's see what you can dish up
So c'mon closer to me hon - & shake hands with the bishop

Solo, key change

Well it might be Apollo, or maybe Saturn 3
Maybe it's a Pershing - loaded up with pee
I'd say my corn beef rocket's headed for your space station
So be my Sputnik secretary and take down some dick-tation (from my)

Mornin, mornin missile - I bet that U could work it while U whistle
Well don't you worry cause he's quick, just take a taste a my cheesestick
& SWALLOW UP MY CREAMY MORNING MISSILE
Grind me into hamburger.. and climb aboard my shootin' Mornin' Missile

Song Length
2:57
Genres
Country - Alternative, Unique - General
Tempo / Feel
Multiple Tempos
Lead Vocal
Male Vocal
Moods
Engaging, Welcoming

Subject Matter
General, Oral Sex

Similar Artists
Ween, Hank Williams
Language
English
Era
2000 and later

Lyric Credits Biff Blumfumgagnge
Music Credits Biff Blumfumgagnge
Producer Credits Brian Daly
Publisher Credits Beeftone Music, BMI
Performance Credits Biff Blumfumgagnge, Willy Porter, Randy Seals
Label Credits Beeftone Music