Song Description

Crazy story

Lyrics

WENT OUT DRINKING AT PELIGRO?S
ON THE WRONG SIDE OF TOWN
THEY DON?T SPEAK NO ENGLISH
BUT THEY GOT THE BEST TEQUILA AROUND

THINGS WERE GETTING KINDA HAZY
WHEN SOME HOMBRE STARTS A FIGHT
CAUSE A CUTE SENORITA DROVE A
JEALOUS MAN CRAZY TONIGHT

I DON?T NEED TO TELL YOU THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND
CAUSE THAT DARK-HAIRED GIRL SURE WAS CUTE
BETWEEN MY FOOLISH PRIDE AND THE ALCOHOL
A MAN?S GOTTA DO WHAT A MAN?S GOTTA DO

I JUMPED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE TO SAVE THE GIRL
CAUSE TEQUILA TOLD ME I COULD SAVE THE WORLD
I GOT A BROKEN NOSE AND A CUT OVER MY RIGHT EYE
I JUMPED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, THOUGHT I?D SET ?EM STRAIGHT
NOW I?M BEING CHASED DOWN THE INTERSTATE
BIG CHAVO?S TAILGATIN ME, TOO LATE TO WONDER WHY
I JUMPED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE TONIGHT

I REALLY THOUGHT I?D LOST HIM
ZIG ZAG MY WAY ACROSS TOWN
BUT AT THE BRIDGE RIGHT OVER THE FREIGHT YARD
HE TRACKED ME DOWN

HE PUSHED ME RIGHT UP TO THE RAILING
I SMELLED TEQUILA ON HIS BREATH
ONE WRONG WORD AND HE COULD PUSH ME
DOWN TO MY DEATH


THEN HE REACHED IN HIS POCKETS, AND SAID YOU HAVE A CHOICE
BUT EITHER WAY YOU?RE GONNA LOSE
THEN HE TOOK OUT THE BIGGEST GUN I?D EVER SEEN
I DIDN?T STICK AROUND FOR CHOICE NUMBER TWO

I JUMPED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE DOWN ON A MOVING TRAIN
LANDED ON 10,000 POUNDS OF GRAIN
GUESS THIS OLE FREIGHT TRAIN
SAVED A SCARED MAN?S LIFE TONIGHT
I JUMPED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE NOW I?M SOUTHBOUND
CAUSE THAT GRANDE PISTOLA SAID TO GET OUT OF TOWN
CAN?T SLEEP TILL I CROSS THE STATE LINE
YEAH, I KNOW WHY
I JUMPED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE TONIGHT

I?VE DONE A LOT OF CRAZY THINGS
PLAYED WITH CHANCE ALL MY LIFE
BUT I LEARNED ME A LESSON: DON?T BE MESSIN?
WITH A WOMAN WHOSE HUSBAND IS TWICE YOUR SIZE

I JUMPED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE TO SAVE THE GIRL
CAUSE TEQUILA TOLD ME I COULD SAVE THE WORLD
I GOT A BROKEN NOSE AND A CUT OVER MY RIGHT EYE
I JUMPED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE NOW I?M SOUTHBOUND
CAUSE THAT GRANDE PISTOLA TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF TOWN
CAN?T SLEEP TILL I CROSS THE STATE LINE
YEAH, I KNOW WHY
I JUMPED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE TONIGHT