THE PERFECT MALE

Story Behind The Song

Man's best friend turns out to be woman's best companion.

Song Description

Humorous song about choosing a dog over a boyfriend

Song Length 3:00 Genre Folk - Contemporary, Folk - Country
Tempo Medium Fast (131 - 150) Lead Vocal Female Vocal
Mood Jovial, Endearing Subject Dogs, Masculinity
Similar Artists K.D. Lang, KT Tunstall Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

I do believe I found the perfect male.
With big brown eyes, and shiny hair,
and muscles everywhere.
He don't drink. He don't smoke.
He don't gamble or cheat.
His only desire's to be around me.
I do believe I found the perfect male.

You must be wondering, what' the catch?
It don't get much better than that.
How'dga get so lucky to find that one?
Specimen of quality, second to none.

I was walkin' through the mall with my best friend Jill.
We passed the local pet store and I got a chill.
That's when I knew I found the one.
I saw him. He saw me. It was love at first sight. So I paid all the fees.
I wen t home that night with my Pedigree.

His only flaw- he tends to shed,
but it's really not so bad if he stays off the bed.
He can sit. he can beg. He can roll over dead.
That's more than I can say for my last boyfriend Fred! (chorus)

You might complain he's got 2 extra legs.
As long as he don't lift them in the house that's O.K.
That little habit of licking below?
The boy is being faithful, so i let it go!
(chorus)
Tag-It's really kinda cute the way he wags his little tail. do,do do, do,do etc

This track is on 1 Member Playlists
Playlist Creator Playlist Name Date Added
Nick Fuse Alternative Truth 12/8/2011

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