Robin Grimmond

Robin Grimmond

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Song Description

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Story Behind the Song

An alternative view of Christmas

Lyrics

Santa Claus Is A Criminal


Santa's going down the chimney now
But there's something wrong about it somehow
He seems to be carrying an empty sack
But its bursting at the seams when he comes back


Santa's climbing back into his sled
While everyone is still in their beds
He emerges quiet as a mouse
He's stolen all the presents from the house


Chorus

Santa Claus is a criminal
He started young and he's doing it still
He makes Christmas time a sad occasion
Coz when he calls its a home invasion


Verse

Santa's working in his grotto
Dreaming of winning the lotto
The kids takes turns sitting on his knee
They're as happy as they all could be

He gives a little girl a plastic locket
While he's dipping both her pockets
He smiles while he's commiting robbery
He's the meanest Santa there could be


Chorus

Santa Claus is a criminal
He started young and he's doing it still
He makes Christmas time a sad occasion
Coz when he calls its a home invasion




Verse





Santa's the worst person you could find
He's made a career of robbing mankind blind
If you order presents on his website
He'll hack your bank account before you sleep tonight

Chorus

Santa Claus is a criminal
He started young and he's doing it still
He makes Christmas time a sad occasion
Coz when he calls its a home invasion

He makes Christmas time a sad occasion
Coz when he calls its a home invasion


© Robin Grimmond 2012/2017

Song Length
3:38
Genre
Rock - Punk
Tempo / Feel
Very Fast (171 And Up)
Lead Vocal
Male Vocal
Mood
Depressing

Subject Matter
Holidays
Similar Artists
The Ramones, The Huntingtons
Language
English
Era
2000 and later

Lyric Credits robin grimmond
Music Credits robin grimmond
Producer Credits Nigel Cuff
Performance Credits Nigel Cuff