Lyrics

There once was a group of noble knights
they knew when to battle they knew when to fight they would always try to do what was right
but there was one thing they could not do
defeat the mean and green bitsy-poo
she was a monster big and tall she would to defeat knights one and all
they would stand against her they would fall
this went on and on for many years
till galahad said lets quell the fears
that the people all have about going out lae
let's stop them from having and untimely fate
lets band together and go in strong a team is what we need this wont take long
all the knights were if they all wanted to assist
Gawain yelled out and threw up his fist
bedivere said sho with his armore clean and polished lancelot worried she could not be demolished
though with some persuasion and the shiny new sword
Lancelot agreed even if they all were gored
There once was a group of noble knights
they knew when to battle they knew when to fight they would always try to do what was right
even if it meant staying up all night
not after long they were ready to go when Lancelot said i think i know
how to make us big and fight as one
to make a knight second to none
we all got a stand around and say this chant
it twenty couplets long so be preparedto be here a while, no dont be scared
just circle up and we'll get it over with
so the knights said the chant and not before long
they turned into super knight or so they though
there ran along the countryside testing their power when they came upon a cat caught up in a tower
they tried to get it down but didn't get far
when gawain tripped up and sprained his little ankle
badivere slipping and pullel his own groin
Next GAlahad fell on the newly formed cankle
only lancelot was left but with no one to support him
he fell right down and hit his head on the ground
they all went home dejected and a quiver
when an old man entered smelling of liver
he told the men to complete their knight
they had to find an object long-lost in legend
it would give them the power they so long desired
it was golden and shiny when it was fired
the foe would drop dead right on the spot
no one stopped the power of the golden glock
he said they could be the greatest knights ever
sirbedivere's chant began this endeavor
he added they would never find the golden glock
it was lost in the alnd of the ice and frost
where no one dared tread at any cost
it was lost in a land far far away
they could not reach it any day
but the knights were determined and on their honor they swore to search near far and yonder
to find the piece that would make them stronger
and defeat bitsy poo that great war monger
There once was a group of noble knights
they knew when to battle they knew when to fight they would always try to do what was right
always using up all there might
having to overcome all their fright
so they set off to the north and in a year plus one
they found that magical mystical gun
just in time to save that tiny little town
from the wrath of bitsy, who was goin to steal the crown
they quickly said the chant and before you knew it
all four knights turned into one
it was sir antoine and he said sup son
to the mean and green monster set before him
who looked up and said"ill eat ou for din"
but antoine wasn't worried and he gave a little grin for he knew wat was sitting in his pans pocket he whipped straight out and before she could stop it
he pulled the trigger of the gold little rocket
There once was a group of noble knights
they knew when to battle they knew when to fight they would always try to do what was right
tryin to solve any plunder or plight
she stumbled and fell flat onto her face
the people emerged and started rocking the place
the town was saved and everybody knew it
then antoine gotup and he started to spew it
but they didn not know who did do it
then antoince stepped out and was praised
by the farm folk who gazed at him half daised
then all the sudden the one was four
the four that the people all knew before
it was lancelot bedivere gawain and galahad
when they all came to they looked half mad
bedivere said that this gun is bad
i'm going to keep t for myself yo this is mine
the others wouldn't have it, they wanted to shine
gawain said no why don't we just share it
and all be antoine,don't that sound fair
they all agreed and said the chant once again
then they got the cat down in less than ten
the went and cleand up the whole countryside
now the world is safe, both far and wide