Lyrics

I was staying up late on Christmas Eve

Just me and my gerbil that's name is Steve

We heard a noise that sounded like a sneeze

Got out of bed what could the noise be.



Walked down the stairs on our tippy toes

Being careful not to trip on the clothes

I heard another noise and then I froze

Sounded like someone blowing their nose.



Looked at each other, didn't know what to do

Until we heard the sound another time or two

It wasn't someone blowing their nose, hachoo

It was Santa playing a kazoo

CHORUS


Who knew Santa played the kazoo

Donner and Blitzen they were playing one too.

Dancing and jumping like a kangaroo

Santa and the reindeer playing their kazoo.



They kept on playing a real sweet tune

I could see them in the light of the moon

All of a sudden I tripped on a broom

Then Santa knew someone was in the room.



Santa stopped playing his Christmas Song

Donner and Blitzen stopped playing along

They looked at Santa and said what is wrong?

Santa said I heard a sound that didn't belong.



Santa walked around to see who was there

Then he bumped into the kitchen chair.

The lights came on with the magic in the air

All Santa could do was look and me and stare.



Chorus



Santa went to his magic toy bag

Gave me a kazoo in a red gift bag

Asked me to play but don't let it drag

I wanna watch the reindeer's tails wag.



We played and danced until it was two

Donner and Blitzen wore dancing shoes

Santa was wearing some fancy ones too

Now it's your turn to play and dance along too.