Lyrics

Listen to people, die with a broken heart
Let's just say what we're all thinking anyway
Eat your breakfast staring at a steering wheel
Catching headlines surfing on a subway

Don't you bleed for need for certain

Bring me your excuses, I'll give you a better one
You've become the people you hated when you were young
You'd have Elvis Presley playing tambourine
I'll take Richard Simmons bouncing on a trampoline

Hallelujah what just happened

You wouldn't wake up early in the morning would ya
Life would be boring as a button pusher
You wouldn't wake up early in the morning would ya
Life would be boring as a button pusher

You've got the method, I'll give you the madness
It's just a sliding scale of happiness
What I wanna know is can we set the record straight
You'd push all the wrong ones anyway

You've been rushed and you've been rumbled

You wouldn't wake up early in the morning would ya
Life would be boring as a button pusher
You wouldn't wake up early in the morning would ya
Life would be boring as a button pusher

Your #5 combo
Feel the pavement grow
There's your wild side living

Buy a small condo
Dream in Espanol
There's your wild side living

You wouldn't wake up early in the morning would ya
Life would be boring as a button pusher
You wouldn't wake up early in the morning would ya
Life would be boring as a button pusher

The Tony Danza Show
Fluent in Taekwondo
There's your wild side living

You keep your shoes shined high
Jerry Garcia tie
Are your sideburns even?

Cell phone clipped at your side
Did you just feel it vibe?
A button down Clint Eastwood

A royal flush online
You leave at ten of 5