Song Length |
3:24 |
Genre |
Country - General |
Lyrics
I Failed Men 101
by Pete Surdoval (ASCAP) 516 777-1876
When I meet Mr. Right
Somehow I manage to do almost everything wrong
After our first kiss,
My handsome prince turns back into a frog
I push'em away, then I regret it
It must be me, I just don't get it
Wherever men are concerned
There are lessons in love I've never learned
Do I call him, or wait for him call me?
I sick and tired of let's wait-n-see
I'm smart in life, but in love I'm dumb
Oh, I failed Men 101
I got an A in Bio, and a B in Sex Ed
While my friends were out dating
I was studyin' instead
So, I'm smart in life, but in love I'm dumb
Oh, I failed Men 101
Oh I wanna settle on down
Slowly ease my way into a comfort zone
So I need a patient man
One who understands I'm used to bein' alone
I push'em away, then I regret it
It must be me, I just don't get it
Whenever men are concerned
There are lessons in love I've never learned
Do I call him, or wait for him call me?
I sick and tired of let's wait-n-see
I'm smart in life, but in love I'm dumb
Oh, I failed Men 101
I got an A in Bio, and a B in Sex Ed
While my friends were out dating
I was studyin' instead
So, I'm smart in life, but in love I'm dumb
Oh, I failed Men 101
For actin' stupid, I guess what I deserve
I ran way off into the ditch of that learnin' curve
But it's never too late to learn
Do I call him, or wait for him call me?
I sick and tired of let's wait-n-see
I'm smart in life, but in love I'm dumb
Oh, I failed Men 101
I got an A in Bio, and a B in Sex Ed
While my friends were out dating
I was studyin' instead
So, I'm smart in life, but in love I'm dumb
Oh, I failed Men 101
I failed Men 101
I failed Men 101