Lyrics

If I Was Your Dog

V 1
Sometimes dear, you know I wonder,
Why I stick around,
But then I see how well you treat
Your faithful blue tick hound.
Our life is not a fairy tale,
I ain?t no magic frog.
But lately I?ve been wishing I could
Turn into your dog.

Cho.

If I was your dog,
If I was your dog,
You?d treat me better than you treated me
when
I still was walking in the world of men,
And living would be easy then,
Like rolling off a log:
If I was your dog.

V2
Things would be much simpler;
We?d be better pals.
And it wouldn?t bother you a bit
When I sniffed at other gals.
And you could call me ?Rover,? not
"The old pot-bellied hog.?
IAnd ?d spend a lot less time in the doghouse,
If I was your dog.

Cho.

V3
It wouldn?t be half as much fun,
Sleeping at the foot of your bed,
But I?d never get rejected,
And I?d always be well fed.
We wouldn?t do much kissing,
But I could steal a smooch,
And lick your face whenever you embraced
Your lovin? pampered pooch.

Cho.

V4
And dear, whenever you came home,
I?d be there without fail.
I?d greet you with enthusiasm,
Bark and wag my tail.
And then your expectations
Would be different for me;
And you?d appreciate me for
My love and loyalty.

Cho.

V5
Oh, we?d still have our bad days,
When you?d curse your stupid mutt.
And tail between my legs I?d run,
When you tried to kick my butt.
But mostly you would love me,
As we traveled through the years.
You?d pat my head and keep me fed,
And scratch behind my ears.

Cho.

V6
I?d never hassle you again
About wanting oral sex;
?Cause dogs take care of business
By just bending down their necks.
And it wouldn?t bother you to watch,
When I had to scratch an itch.
And I?d happy as a pig in shit,
When you turned into a bitch.

Cho.





2002 Paul A. Meyer
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