Lyrics

Where is the Chocolate? - M.E. Law

On this day in February - lovers hearts do sing
shot with cupids arrow - we buy tons of cheesy bling!
Make dinner reservations - rack up the credit card
Oh when will we realize - it doesn't have to be so hard!
I love the dozen roses - my darling Valentine
Tickets to the opera - platinum earrings are divine!
I know these gifts are special - given from the heart
Now I feel frustrated and I've torn the house apart
Looking for the one thing that really shows you care!
Tells me you've been listening - oh won't you tell me where?

Chorus:
Is the chocolate - don't make me second guess
I really want the chocolate - I've got chronic PMS
don't deny the chocolate - it's my secret bliss!
Just give me the Godiva - it's the chocolate that I miss!

Chocolate is good for you - it elevates your mood
I sing thy praises my dark friend - nature's perfect food
The lingerie's exquisite - so's the pashmina shawl
Please bring Russell Stover - to your next booty call!

Chorus:
Just tell me where is the chocolate - why must you torture me?
I really want the chocolate!
You selfish S.O.B.! How could you be so heartless?
Thought I was your honey!
Why'd you hide the chocolate?
You're not the Easter Bunny!

Bridge:
Tell me that it's on it's way - you're having it delivered!
Shove your shiny trinkets - chocolate makes me quiver!

Chorus:
Oh here's the chocolate - right here on the table
you know I've got a problem!
Why must you enable? F
Fine I'll eat the chocolate
It's going straight to my thighs!
Forget the higher power!
Go out and pick me up some fries!
But first, hand me
The chocolate