Song Length |
2:47 |
Genre |
Folk - Rock |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
White Plastic Stackable Chairs
© 2001 Neal Phillips
History was made by someone who sat down
And solved a problem that was so profound
In outdoor cafes and patios
The seats get dirty and the mildew grows
No room to store them anywhere
The answer:
White Plastic Stackable Chairs
From the streets of New York City
To the peaks of Kathmandu
Like a virus spread from Paris to Peru
The farthest corners of the planet Earth
And soon the rest of the universe
If there are human beings there
They must have:
White Plastic Stackable Chairs
The world?s a wondrous place
A kaleidoscope of cultures
Beautiful works of style and grace
But the world is shrinking small
And our asses must be growing
?Cause the future looks to be ?one size fits all?
The Romans left their aqueducts
The pyramids live on
Terra cotta warriors of Xian
On Easter Island the statues stand
Stone Age drawings in those caves in France
Ten thousand years from now who?ll care
About the age of:
White Plastic Stackable Chairs
?Also available in forest green?